In this, our 18th episode of the Madness Chronicles, we’ll take a TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome. Remember, madness is a state of being mentally ill, especially severely, extremely foolish behavior, and a state of frenzied or chaotic activity. Let’s take a look at celebrities suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome in America.
When President Trump made a surprise visit to a Bible church in Wolf Trap, Virginia, Better Midler tweeted, “”He actually looks better here! Maybe someone in his camp can gently give him a shiv. I mean, shove.” Just fun, I’m sure. Actress and singer Barbara Streisand Tweeted an image of Nancy Pelosi impaling the President to death with the heel of her shoe. So dignified.
In an appearance on Rumble with Michael Moore, Actor Robert De Niro said, referring to the President, “Pigs have dignity. He has no dignity. He is a disgrace to the human race.” He followed that with, “I’d like to see a bag of shit right in his face. Hit him right in the face like that, and let the picture go all over the world.” His mother must be so proud.
Actress and singer Cher was not to be outdone. She Tweeted, “Our President At Work. Saw Video Of Baby In Custody. There’s Breakout of Chickenpox, Measles, Children Live outdoors in Texas heat, Bad food, Dirty Water, unsanitary Conditions, Physical, Emotional, Sexual Abuse. Trumps a psychotic Ass. Wish He Was Locked In Hot Cage, With Dirty Water.” Apparently, a random thought?
So-called Actor Alec Baldwin, always a classy guy, Tweeted, “I hope some of the BBQ sauce in Trump’s hair slides off, he trips and falls and can’t run.” He explained that was his Christmas wish. While appearing on the Late Show, Actor Jeff Daniels said, “You know, I – whittle it down, but we need somebody that can take this guy on, that can punch him in the face.” He was referring to which of the Democrats village people candidates should take on the President.
Some extremely foolish behavior was displayed by former boxer turned actor, Mickey Rourke. He released a profanity-laced video, which among other things, said, “That piece of sh-t that’s sitting in the White House, that pussy, that lying c-cks-cker. That no-good f-cking two-faced f-cking piece of sh-t. He said some really nasty things about the two of us. And you know what? It’s personal. There’s gonna be a day where he ain’t president, and we’re gonna bump into each other. And you’re gonna feel me.
What do you think? A left hook from hell? What goes up, goes down, and when it goes down like a m-therf-cker. You hear me? You’re going to feel me. What you said about the two of us… You’re gonna feel me.” Somehow, the Secret Service didn’t find that to be threatening?
Rapper Snoop Dog made a violent video featuring the death of the President. That used to be a crime. Rapper Bow Wow, certainly a stellar example of how you want your son to grow up, Tweeted the President to shut up or, and I quote, “Before we pimp your wife and make her work for us.” Outstanding citizens these rappers are, eh? Comedienne Kathy Griffin held up what appeared to be a severed head on Saturday Night Live. Hanoi pussy888 Jane, as expected, has hateful Trump rhetoric on her website, and Actor Tom Arnold carried his threats to the President’s son.
The Oscar, however, goes to Johnny Depp. The pretend tough guy said, “When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? I want to clarify, I’m not an actor. I lie for a living. However, it’s been a while, and maybe it’s time.” Such shining examples for us all.